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Old 07-27-2008, 01:19 PM
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As A Certified Lutheran I Can Post This (From My Father, Jon)



Reverend Ole and Pastor Sven


Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, which read:


'Da End iss Near!


Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!'


As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...

Reverend Ole turned to Pastor Sven and asked, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out?'

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Hilarious!
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We need more gospel according to Reverend Ole and Pastor Sven
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