Reverend Ole and Pastor Sven:

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As A Certified Lutheran I Can Post This (From My Father, Jon)

Reverend Ole and Pastor Sven

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church , and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, which read:

'Da End iss Near!

Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!'

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'Leave us alone, you religious nuts!'

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash...

Reverend Ole turned to Pastor Sven and asked, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say 'Bridge Out?'

[pingtheduck]

Hilarious!

[Martha]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Mama Mia]

I lov it, ya........

[walkthedog]

We need more gospel according to Reverend Ole and Pastor Sven