Tiger's up to 7 now

[Luke]

Originally Posted by Maximus

I think we are up to 14 women now. Number 14 hired Gloria Allred.

At work, I have the over-under at 24 because no "escorts" have yet been named.

I'd take the over. Given what has come out, it appears that he was a major player, both of paid and unpaid women, and getting action wherever and whenever he could find it. You have to figure for every bimbo that's gone to the tabloids, there has to be two that have remained silent or haven't been outed.

Plus, you gotta wonder what lurks out there at this point that Mistress No. 14 could retain Gloria Allred to extort Tiger over.

Tiger's best option now, it seems to me, would be to go on Oprah or 60 minutes, and "cleanse" himself by admitting that he wronged Elin, his marriage is over, and confessing to however many women he has been with. The more he bunkers down thinking he can out last this, the more the tabloids will continue to stalk him, Elin and his kids, and continue to hunt down women who claim they have slept with him.

[Mama Mia]

Originally Posted by Golfingbear

Mama: Did you write the poem? It's great.

What a disappointment Tiger is as he has been so successful at portraying himself as this super clean cut family man... Don’t really mean to be judgmental, but “A scum bucket is a scum bucket in any language”

No I can't take credit for that poem. My young son sent it to me today. I don't know where he found it...but I got a kick out of it and thought I would share with ya'll......

[Birdieman]

Apparently Tiger's sexcapades may have been fueled by the steriods he's been taking. I guess the HGH (human growth hormones) must have made him a sex addict.

So not only is he a cheatin' piece of crap, but it seems he's also a fraud. You can now stack him right up there with Barry Bonds as an athlete whos records are now meaningless.

[RanchHQ]

Where in the World is Tiger Woods?

[Mama Mia]

According to Chinese astrology, this is the "Year of The Tiger".....hummmm, probably not the year for Tiger Woods though!!!!

Joke;

Announcer to Elin; So about how many times did you hit Tiger with that club?

Elin; I don't remember!

Announcer; Well just give me a guess.

Elin; I'm sorry, I just don't remember.

Announcer; Well, can't you just give me a number....

Elin; Ok, just put me down for a 5!!!!!!!!!


(Drum sound here)!!!!