Thanks to our security

[Matthew]

I just finished reading the latest security logs. You deal with a lot of crap by us residents. Thanks, I think you guys do a pretty good job.

[Wilbur]

Amen. There are even more trolls out there than in here;

[badmonti]

Amen to that! I quickly read the logs, I might have misread it but there was one in there about a music complaint. When security arrived the resident was "less than cooperative" and the "offender" admitted to the mistake and was more than willing to turn it down. Seriously?? Someone that called in an issue got ugly when someone arrived in response to the call for help! It just burns me that people think its ok to treat other people like crap! Just remember this.............YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE!

[DBCooper]

My favorite, "we are going to kill all the polar bears".

[akulasquirrel]

I've been perusing this latest batch of security logs and here are some of my favorites:

Originally Posted by Aug 13

---- RECKLESS DRIVER 23103 CVC / LAKE CALERO ENTRANCE OFF CAMINO DEL LAGO / SILVER MINIVAN / FLED AREA AT HIGH RATE OF SPEED WHEN PATROL WAS SEEN / VAN COULD BE HEARD SPINNING TIRES AND CORNERING HARD / PATROL DIDN'T PURSUE FOR SAFETY REASONS
2208 MISC ASSIST / COLBERT / RP HAD SPARROWS FLOCKING IN FRONT DOORWAY / PATROL CHASED BIRDS AWAY
2009 LOOSE CATTLE / PUERTO / MULTIPLE CATTLE BEHIND RESIDENCE / PATROL HERD ALL BUT ONE THROUGH HOLE IN FENCE / PATROL CLOSED FENCE / REMAINING BULL REFUSED TO COOPERATE / BULL CHARGE PATROL OFFICER / BULL HERDED THROUGH FENCE WITH PATROL VEHICLE / FENCE HAS EXTENSIVE DAMAGE / RMA NOTIFIED REGARDING NEEDED REPAIRS
2217 SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE / RP REPORTED TWO CARTS FULL OF JUVENILES THROWING CANS OUT ON ROAD / PATROL FOUND SUBJECTS AT MURIETA PARKWAY @ DOMINGO STRINGING FISHING LINE ACROSS THE ROAD WITH CANS HOOKED TO THEM / PATROL ATTEMPTED TO STOP THE CARTS / ONE COMPLIED AND ONE RAN / COMPLIANT SUBJECTS RETURNED AND CLEANED CANS AND STRING UP / PARENTS WERE CONTACTED BY PATROL AND ADVISED OF THE ACTIONS

And Sparrows? Sparrows? Who knew they were dangerous!

Originally Posted by Aug 14

2042 TRESPASSING 602 CPC/RECKLESS DRIVING 23103 CVC / 3RD HOLE OF SOUTH COURSE / RP REPORTED RECKLESS DRIVING IN A GOLF CART / GOA
2107 AWFUL SMELL COMING FROM A HOUSE / MEDELLA / BANK REPO / POSSIBLE BEING FUMAGATED / WEST TECH ENVIROMENTAL CONTACTED REGARDING THE SAFETY ISSUE / WEST TECH REFUSED TO COME OUT AND IDENTIFY CHEMICAL HAZARD LEVEL

Originally Posted by Aug 15

---- SPEED COMPLAINT / LAKE CALERO AREA / SILVER BIG RIG REPORTED SPEEDING IN THE AREA / SSD VIPS LOCATED VEHICLE / DRIVER SLOWED DOWN WHEN HE SAW VIPS VEHICLE
1330 BAD ODOR COMPLAINT / MEDELLA / RP COMPLAINING OF BAD ODOR FROM A RESIDENCE / MOLD MEDIATION BEING PERFORMED / AIR IS NOT HAZARDOUS

Hmmmm a Malodorous House...

Originally Posted by Aug 16

0045 SUSPICIOUS PERSONS / GUADALUPE @ PUERTO / RP REPORTS 4 SUBJECTS WALKING / RP CLAIMS SUBJECTS WERE DRINKING / SUBJECTS SEEN FLEEING THE AREA UPON ARRIVAL / SUBJECTS ASKED TO STOP / DID NOT COMPLY / UTL / BOL
1645 FOUND DRUG PARAPHENALIA / SOUTH BACK AREA / RP FOUND A HOMEMADE BONG WHILE WALKING / TURNED OVER TO PATROL OFFICER / DESTROYED
2021 LOOSE CATTLE / BEHIND PUERTO / COW LOOSE IN AREA / TOO DARK TO SAFELY HERD COW / DAY SHIFT TO RESUME SEARCH

Originally Posted by Aug 17

1201 RECKLESS DRIVING COMPLAINT / LAKE CALERO AREA / VEHICLE SPINNING DONUTS / MUDDY VEHICLE OBSERVED / DRIVER DENIED BEING IN BACK AREA

Originally Posted by Aug 19

1825 SSD MESSAGE 273.5 CPC / SSD CONTACTED TO INFORM RMCSD OF A DOMESTIC DISPUTE ON LATROBE RD / SSD RESPONDING CODE 3
2239 SUSPICIOUS PERSON 415 CPC / AGUA VISTA / RP REPORTS MAN YELLING AND SCREAMING INTO HIS CELL PHONE AT A FEMALE WHO COULD BE HEARD YELLING BACK OVER THE PHONE / LAKE AREA CHECKED / SUBJECT WAS NOT LOCATED

Someone yelling back so loudly that she can be heard by other people?

I'm noticing a Cow Pattern here... I had no idea that the CSD Patrol were also Cowboys!!!

[akulasquirrel]

Originally Posted by DBCooper

My favorite, "we are going to kill all the polar bears".

I thought I read that somewhere... Do we have a Polar Bear population problem out here in RM??

[DBCooper]

They are the ones riding skateboards dressed in black carrying spray paint cans. That one is the tops in misguided reports.