Security Log August 12........

[BarbiE]

1150 SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE / LINDERO / NAKED GUY REPORTED IN A VEHICLE / AREA CHECKED / RP RECONTACTED FOR ADDITIONAL INFO AND TO INFORM FINDINGS


Ummm..let's see..airconditioner busted..couldn't sleep? Discovered kids had snuck out-went out to look forgetting to put on drawers? So my next ? is-how did the reporting person KNOW the guy was naked?

[Wilbur]

Shirtless unquestionably indicates naked, right?

Neighbors should be encouraged to report odd things they observe, rather than be reluctant to call them in. But some of the calls and imaginations are pretty funny.

I was out digging up weeds or pitching bark or something one Sunday at the Calero memorial grove when patrol rolled up grinning to tell me they'd had a call that somebody was out here burying something -- or somebody.

[Birdieman]

Funny that Wibur brought up being shirtless as being naked. My wife was out with the kids on the North on Saturday (maybe Sunday) and said she had driven by Wilbur's house and he was outside in the front yard shirtless. Her quote was, "I couldn't believe it, what the hell was he thinking?". Sorry Wil, but those were her words not mine.

[BarbiE]

Originally Posted by Wilbur

Shirtless unquestionably indicates naked, right?

Neighbors should be encouraged to report odd things they observe, rather than be reluctant to call them in. But some of the calls and imaginations are pretty funny.

I was out digging up weeds or pitching bark or something one Sunday at the Calero memorial grove when patrol rolled up grinning to tell me they'd had a call that somebody was out here burying something -- or somebody.

Wilbur-you're no fun today! How about-wife was entertaining, husband surprises her arriving home early from business trip. Wife's naked male friend runs out side door naked. Husband looks out window-sees naked male jump into super charged Miata . Yells-"OMG honey, there's a naked man outside in a car." Calls security. Yep-my version I like my version better .

[Wilbur]

Hmmmm. let's see, who's got the supercharged Miata....

[walkthedog]

The log says 1150 not 2350 it happened before lunch!!!!

[Wilbur]

Afternoon Delight!
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